russian poolett
The act of carefully controlling a fart when you know there could be some shitty "pant dribble" should you let it go full pelt.
russian poolett by 2ace September 19, 2017
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Russian Poolette
A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.
Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.
Russian Poolette by Business Horse June 10, 2012
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Russian poolette
When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .
It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .
Russian poolette by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016
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Russian Poolette by yousee June 9, 2018
russian poolette
when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.
russian poolette by David Oliver March 17, 2004
Russian Poolette
Russian Poolette by crazyone1981 July 22, 2010
russian poolette
it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.
Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch
Ahmed: ouch
russian poolette by weedhead11111111111111111 May 7, 2018
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