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russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis
I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.

Russell "The Love" muscle 

Russell is a tranny who loves taking showers with black dudes and " His brother" Hint his name rhymes with Bryan. Likes Vitamin d milk even though he's Black Toes intolerant, and says really gay shit like " we're here, we're queer". Has a allergies to pork products, Duck sausage is a weakness for Russells cock holster but he makes do, thicker the better.
Russell "The Love" Muscle
Breh 1: Man Russell the love muscle did a really good job in his 1st gay porno.
Breh 2: Oh yeah how so
Breh 1: Oh man he took that black dudes 12" meat like a champ, Didn't even bat an eye.

russel the love muscle

Im ready for russel the love muscle to penetrate me.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026