ruphus

a Ruphus is the biggest boy you’ll ever meet on the face of this earth! His GIANT paws (clompers) will take out a citys as he walks. Bring an umbrella for his drool will soak you. However he’s just a big boy who wants love and to give love, but sometimes he unfortunately lacks brain cells. None the less he’s just a big ole love bug!

person one “is that an earth quake?”

person two “na it’s just Ruphus laying down!”