rule #3 

3: Suck my dick and fuck my ass

Dilly: I don't like ur pants
C-SPAN: rule #3

rule #3 by mdeneverdies June 23, 2018

Rule #3 

NEVER Shit At School! Ever.

If you feel your stomach rumbling just stay home and save yourself the embarassment and shame. NEVER, Rule #3.

Rule #3 by TapeGuy May 27, 2008

Rule #3 

Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!

I brought this sexy chic home last night. As we walked in I said Rule #3 and her clothes were off before she was through the door!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!

Rule #3 by Byshop123 May 31, 2020

Rule #3:16 

Rule #3:16 is known as "Don't be a Cunt". Rule #3:16 supersedes Rule #3, "Don't be a Bitch". Rule #3 is not to be followed until Rule #3:16 is followed. Why is #3:16 so important, why must it be followed before Rule #3 is followed? Because Stone Cold said so.

I will not follow Rule #3 until you follow Rule #3:16. Stop being a cunt.

Rule #3:16 by StillATriumph August 20, 2016

Tall people rule #3 

You are legally allowed to bully any short person

Well according to Tall people rule #3, I’m legally allowed to bully you cause you’re short

Tall people rule #3 by SomeRandomDude11 December 11, 2019

rule #34

1. There is porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS
2. its probably on 4chan.org
3. Unless you do not want your childhood raped, do not challenge it. For it will win

What? theres no way that theres Sesame Street pr0n! EXECUTE RULE #34!! -anonymous on /b/

rule #34 by FBINinja July 29, 2008

Rule #357 

Rule #357: No newbie (newbie is defined as anyone employed less than 6 months) shall send out a global email. This will prevent his inevitable embarrassment of sending information that everyone, but him, already knows.

All,
The internet is down!
thanks
Dan

This example is a very generic example of a newbie breaking Rule #357

Rule #357 by Joekelli December 24, 2008