rug rage
1. The state of being upset by or angry at a woven floor covering. 2. An act of semi violent & frustrated masterbaition that can only be practiced by female have humans.
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Road Rage Rug Burn
The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.
Road Rage Rug Burn by Your friendly neighborhood... November 27, 2015
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rug rage • Rug Rager • Road Rage Rug Burn • rug • rug muncher • rug rat • rug burn • rug doctor • Rug Pull • rug bug
Rug Rager
A 'Rug Rager' is somebody who licks carpet/vagina all day every day, they can't hepl themselves to a little bit of carpet licking.
Rug Rager by Peter Luke Harris March 3, 2010
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