by RugRager June 07, 2016
1. The state of being upset by or angry at a woven floor covering. 2. An act of semi violent & frustrated masterbaition that can only be practiced by female have humans.
I'm so angry with my recent rug purchase that I'm suffering a severe case of rug rage. It's been so long between sexual partners that i think I might just go home and rug rage.
by RugRager March 14, 2015