Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present
day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.
Causes: Excessive watching of
porn and eating of eggs in the morning.
Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching
porn and eating eggs in the morning.
Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.