rubbing lamps 

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

rubbing lamps by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

Rubbing The lamp 

Rubbing the lamp is the is another word for Masrubating but secretly. Like Aladdin did in the move while jasmen was right there .

I secretly Rubbing The lamp And the magic happens

Rubbing The lamp by life is a joke September 13, 2020

Rubbing the lamp 

Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.

She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!

Rubbing the lamp by Lynialyn January 13, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016