rubain 

A being who is undoubtedly extremely intelligent, but lacks in every other single aspect of their lives, ESPECIALLY looks, charisma, and any other medium that makes an individual acceptable to society.

Dude, my friend is such a rubain, the only thing he would hit, are the books after a long hard day of being rejected from society

Omg, stop being a rubain, you're not that ugly!

rubain by Trooll November 19, 2013

Penny Rubbing 

1.) To use one's pointy finger (digitus secundus) and middle finger (digitus medius) in a rubbing manner with the thumb to attend to one's genitals.

2.) The money gesture, only done with the meatus of the penis in the middle.

- Penny Rubbing is primarily done outside of the pants or from within a pocket.

Yo Rob! Quit PENNY RUBBING while you're cooking dinner.

As Rob listened to his girlfriend mindlessly dribble, he was penny rubbing, allowing proper aeration and ventilation to the folds of his scrotum.

Penny Rubbing by Rob....? Later. October 19, 2011

rubbing salt on the wound 

Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy

You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me

rubbing salt on the wound by crasher 1998 July 4, 2016

Uncle Rubin 

Gay people who sell out the LGBTQ community.

He’s a self-hating Uncle Rubin!

Uncle Rubin by Handleisusedby January 22, 2019

Rubbing Fronts 

When you and your partner decide to Dry Hump but you’ve no idea what you’re doing and it’s unenjoyable. Usually occurs after a make out session.

“Andrew you scumbag you can’t just go rub fronts and break up with me!”

“Say how was your first date?”
“Terrible, she insisted on Rubbing Fronts.”

Rubbing Fronts by DomeniusStainus October 12, 2018

Rubbin Off The Paint 

Scratching off serial numbers of weapons. Any real n***a knows what this means.

Rubbin Off The Paint, smokin' dank got a uzi in my lap i let it bang.

Rubbin Off The Paint by Lil Loot November 1, 2017

rubbing salmon 

The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. This process may also be expressed as "salmoning", or saying that one will "salmon something" by adding footage of the Fancy hand rubbing raw salmon to GIFs, videos, and/or meme images.

Today on discord, I noticed rubbing salmon in the background of a Mr. Robot meme.

rubbing salmon by MaryInMaryland71 January 8, 2021