rtrit 

The best-ranked crackhead school, and yet the worst ranked by student performance. People know it's shit, but they will defend it with their lives.

"Yesterday, i was in rtrit and i lost my hearing because of the school bell"

rtrit by JusALovingCrackhead October 9, 2019

Rarity 

A bad-ass fucking pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She'll make a dress faster than you, and whine about how you take long to do it. And laugh in your face like this. "BwaHA-HA!"

Guy 1: "Dude, Rarity was awesome in that last episode!"
Guy 2: "I thought Fluttershy was pretty cool in it too."
Guy 1: "LOL"

Rarity by BRONYBRONY September 1, 2011

Bridgewater-Raritan High School 

BRHS is a large high school of well over 2,000 students located on 600 Garretson Road, Bridgewater, New Jersey. The school is known for many things, other than the student's athletic, extra-curricular, and academic achievements:

1. A largely homogenized group of students. Other than a few outliers, most students are white, upper-middle class to upper class students who only wear clothing from Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, or American Eagle. Students cherish the belief that wearing North Face backpacks and jackets will project an image of wealth and status. And to that point, many choose to drive specific cars to produce a similar effect.

3. Whores. Many of them. BRHS has the unique distinction of being one of the most slutastic educational institutions in the area. The most notorious example of this can be found in the winter, when a sizable number of the student population chooses to wear miniskirts, despite the below-freezing temperatures

3. A completely ridiculous arrangement of the buildings. Supposedly designed by a Californian architect (who was, undoubtedly, on crack when he set up the buildings), BRHS is organized into ten separate buildings, mostly according to subject, which causes students to be forced to brave the snow and harsh weather of New Jersey, many of them, as previously noted, in miniskirts.

4. A laughably bad football team and mostly unattractive cheerleaders. The fortunate aspect of this, however, is that none of the students pay attention to the football team. The unfortunate aspect of this is that the school demands the presence of its students during inane pep rallies.

5. Kids that opt either to come to school high or trade their drugs at school. Either way, the staff and faculty largely ignore the drugs and everybody lives in peaceful harmony. Infamously, a teacher was arrested last year in a drug bust.

6. Often plagued by budget-defeats, BRHS chooses to spend its money wisely. For example, a couple years ago, BRHS choose to spend several hundreds of thousands of dollars to reface the turf of the football field.

7. After being excluded from a place in the top 75 high schools in some obscure magazine that nobody reads (NJ monthly), a very defensive letter from the administration attempted to convince BRHS parents that the ranking system was a flawed system. I mean, come on, SOMERVILLE High School was ranked high than us, the ranking must be whack. Oddly, no critique of Newsweek's ranking system was issued after it named BRHS among the top in the country. Rather, it was proudly promoted on BRHS's main website, funny...

Bridgewater-Raritan High School:

Student 1: We R BR!
Student 2: shutthefuckup, retard.

Bridgewater-Raritan High School by psubramanian October 21, 2008

raritan 

A school where the classes are too hot and the thots are not. lobby kids smoke pot out in the trees next to the busses and get away with it. Where special ed kids are smarter than 90% of everybody else. Going to vocational is the only way to eat a good lunch and the Doobie squad white trash kids go to vets to pop their parents high blood pressure medication. Football kids be buggin have about as much air in their heads as the footballs. The freshman are near midgets and the girls are obese or doused in so much perfume they smell like Keansburg kids. filthy trash chicks with too much makeup get penetrated in the std bathroom at vets park or get up by old mexican men in the parking lot.

Raritan is so terrible, they make middletown look smart.

raritan by cuntpunch69 May 5, 2015

Raritan Valley 

Raritan Valley is a section in west Hazlet that is situated between Holmdel and Aberdeen. Cut off from the rest of town by the Garden State Parkway, Raritan Valley is an anomaly in that its residents develop their own sense of self. Although overall not as tough as West Keansburg, Raritan Valley is home to some of the toughest guys in Hazlet despite being an upper-middle class neighborhood. Raritan Valley has its own parkway exit (117 A), and home to several urban legends of Hazlet, including a cracked out dysfunctional family, a tribe from Kenya, and a wealthy investor, all of which live on the same block

Hazlet kid 1: let's go to Raritan Valley
Hazlet kid 2: No that's like in another county

West Keansburg thinks its so tough because its cut off by a highway, but those Raritan Valley people are cut off by the Mother-f*ckin Garden State Parkway.

Its safe to play basketball at Raritan Valley School until 6 pm. After that, the cops start harassing you

Raritan Valley by Mr.Johnny December 14, 2006

Dinosaur rarity 

Something so uncommon or unheard of, it's as rare as the dinosaurs.

"I do not like waking up early unless I awaken on my own and feel great, then I love it. But that is a dinosaur rarity".

Dinosaur rarity by K_Wiz June 7, 2016

Rarity 

A fucking pony goddess. Rarity is the fashionista of the show 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. Rarity's element may be generosity, but that is only a short word in a long list of many. She is kind, generous, fashionable, loving, loyal, and a great singer. She lives for her friends and her fashion. In short, if you ever meet a Rarity, consider yourself lucky.

Pinkie Pie: Oh my Celestia, Rarity is so cool, and sooo nice.
Spike: I know. 😍

Rarity by Rarity_11 July 12, 2014