royal roast

a fucken dirty fart that has been cooking for some time.

jimmy plunkett: deary me that royal roast popped out of nowhere
jefferson ford: i can almost taste it

by sirduffington December 08, 2008

Royal Roast

A spit roast which involves a member of the royal family, and they are normally in the middle.

I went to Buckingham Palace yesterday and had a Royal Roast with the Queen.

by Bananas in PJs December 15, 2009

Spit-Roast Royale

A Spit-Roast Royale is a sex act where one guy gets spit-roasted while he jacks off -- ideal if all the dudes have cumgasms at the same time.

One of my all-time favorite things to is to get a Spit-Roast Royale and have all of us cum at the same time!

by USAF Cadet September 02, 2021