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A dumb ass named Dave that is slow
Damn it toook forever to get my door installed I got rowmax
rowmax by Thecamocroc August 8, 2022
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Someone named Dave that is slow at his job
How long did you do or take to get installed forever you got rowmax
rowmax by Thecamocroc August 8, 2022

Rowman Sailor

A player on an online gaming service who plays really cheap and is gay. A Rowman Sailor is often very hairy and is bad at trash talking. This lack of an ability to trash talk often reveals the homosexuality of the individual. Ex: "i'm going to put my annaconda in your zoo." A Rowman Sailor is also charactarized by his excessive use of the word FRAK. You will most likely encounter a Rowman Sailor in Halo 3. The Rowman Sailor will always seek out the power weapons or vehicles. Without them he cannot possibly win. If you do find yourself playing against a Rowman Sailor, be sure not to tea-bag him. He likes that. Because hes gay. Also, if he tea-bags you it will not count the same way, because a Rowman Sailor does not have balls.
"I got killed by a Rowman sailor. He's so cheap and has no skill. He couldn't play fair to save his life."
Rowman Sailor by Gaylo 3 June 29, 2008

rotmaxxing 

Maximizing efficiency in everything related to the decline of one's own health or wellbeing. This can be categorized by a deliberate lack of socialization, hygiene, or any other form of "upkeep" for one's own body.
"Bro, it's so over. I'm just rotmaxxing at this point."

"Look dude. I already went down the muskmaxxing path. It's time to rot. ROTMAXXING!!!"

"Where's Johnson? I haven't seen him in a while?" "Oh, he's just rotmaxxing. He's probably the most rotten of us all."
rotmaxxing by da wong mang June 3, 2023

Rowmario 

A big strong stinky monkey he’s sexy and hot he’ll fuck u so hard
Rowmario will save you
Rowmario by Rowmario April 7, 2021

rowmance 

A romantic relationship between two people that do crew. Also know as a crewmance.
Are Sophie and Paul dating now?
Yeah they're a rowmance.
rowmance by awmm July 16, 2016