A player on an online gaming service who plays really cheap and is gay. A Rowman Sailor is often very hairy and is bad at trash talking. This lack of an ability to trash talk often reveals the homosexuality of the individual. Ex: "i'm going to put my annaconda in your zoo." A Rowman Sailor is also charactarized by his excessive use of the word FRAK. You will most likely encounter a Rowman Sailor in Halo 3. The Rowman Sailor will always seek out the power weapons or vehicles. Without them he cannot possibly win. If you do find yourself playing against a Rowman Sailor, be sure not to tea-bag him. He likes that. Because hes gay. Also, if he tea-bags you it will not count the same way, because a Rowman Sailor does not have balls.
"I got killed by a Rowman sailor. He's so cheap and has no skill. He couldn't play fair to save his life."
Maximizing efficiency in everything related to the decline of one's own health or wellbeing. This can be categorized by a deliberate lack of socialization, hygiene, or any other form of "upkeep" for one's own body.
"Bro, it's so over. I'm just rotmaxxing at this point."
"Look dude. I already went down the muskmaxxing path. It's time to rot. ROTMAXXING!!!"
"Where's Johnson? I haven't seen him in a while?" "Oh, he's just rotmaxxing. He's probably the most rotten of us all."
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!