rowengartner

A man that commonly uses a dog as his Portuguese breakfast skillet.

Man, did you see that guy with dog shit on his face? He must have pulled a real Rowengartner.

by Joe mac999 February 22, 2008

Henry Rowengartner

a fictional but legendary closer for the
Cubs. Who learned to pitch from Gary Busey after that he struck out Barry Bonds before the steroid algations.
he is also a term for a player every terrible team needs

"Damn man the Washington Nationals need some relievers"
" I know i think we Need Henry Rowengartner or Chet Steadman"

by Thaddeus Hermanson August 2, 2008