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rotflmdao 

acronym for "rolling on the floor laughing my damn ass off"
"r u serious?"
"yea"
"rotflmdao!"
rotflmdao by Kay Babii May 30, 2006
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ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck
So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF
ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF by Blippee August 31, 2023

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose
(in a chat window)

a: dude...check this out!!! <insert super funny link here>
a: (5 minutes later) you there?
b: (15 minutes later) DUDE!!! ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN!!! OMG OMG!!!

roflmao zedong 

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.
- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!
roflmao zedong by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

rofflmfaopimfph 

Rolling on fucking floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing in my fucking pants hilarious

Translation: Describes extreme laughter
LOLZ YOU ARE SO FUNNY! ROFFLMFAOPIMFPH!!!
rofflmfaopimfph by Frozenwolff November 6, 2009

rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while really wanting taco bell and a doughnut personally eating taco bell eliminates retardation paralyzation and nausea 'cause a person televised a international note honestly organizing orgasmic kooking without incorporating numerous numerical ideological endeavors to help enormous persons optimistically opening happiness reiterating a personal ignorent tale about personifications preposing little energy because a lion likes oceanic optometry normally
"Dude when i heard that joke i totally rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon soo hard."

"when the cat pooped on my foot i got pink eye and i

rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon'd"

This Awsome Accumulation of letters means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off
"Rob: Im Cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: ROFLAMAO"
"Rob: Aww..."
ROFLMAO by Michael T March 22, 2003
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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