rossi-itis

A virulent disease causing inflammation of the cerebral cortex resulting in severe loss of the sufferer's cognitive faculties and zombie-like effects. It is highly contagious but is transmitted to only those with below average intelligence who are exposed to contact with yellow merchandise emblazoned with the number "46". Curiously, sufferers feel no ill effects and actually experience a kind of mass euphoria for most of their lives except for roughly 18 times per year when they are simultaneously struck with deep depression for a full week commencing on a Sunday. They compensate for this by watching replays of old races where Rossi has beaten his fiercest rivals.

David: What's wrong with Jackie and Raymond? They seem unable to focus and are running around like they've lost their minds.
Fred: They have, mate, they suffer from rossi-itis.

Grant: I just saw Borish crying on TV. What's the go?
Nonie: He has a severe case of rossi-itis and just heard that Rossi missed out on winning the championship. Again.

rossi-itis by Fred Eyre August 2, 2017

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Rossitis

Being extremely lazy at work and wanting to go home early all the time, complaining about everything, and constantly walking away from your work station. Also known as being a Mangina.

J: Can i go home?
Brandon: I think hes catching Rossitis
Josh: No go clean something.

Rossitis by Vilkacis January 13, 2006

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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