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Visible rings usually occurring in pairs around the outermost edges or sides of the tread on a motorcycle tyre (or tire). They are formed when only the innermost part of the tyre wears because the bike has never been leaned over far enough on its side into corners for them to be scrubbed out.
Check out the chicken rings on that straight line hero's bike
by Fred Eyre November 22, 2013
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A virulent disease causing inflammation of the cerebral cortex resulting in severe loss of the sufferer's cognitive faculties and zombie-like effects. It is highly contagious but is transmitted to only those with below average intelligence who are exposed to contact with yellow merchandise emblazoned with the number "46". Curiously, sufferers feel no ill effects and actually experience a kind of mass euphoria for most of their lives except for roughly 18 times per year when they are simultaneously struck with deep depression for a full week commencing on a Sunday. They compensate for this by watching replays of old races where Rossi has beaten his fiercest rivals.
David: What's wrong with Jackie and Raymond? They seem unable to focus and are running around like they've lost their minds.
Fred: They have, mate, they suffer from rossi-itis.

Grant: I just saw Borish crying on TV. What's the go?
Nonie: He has a severe case of rossi-itis and just heard that Rossi missed out on winning the championship. Again.
by Fred Eyre August 2, 2017
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hatred, prejudice, fear or loathing of the older generation
Millennial: Your views are outdated, all you oldies are dying off, the world belongs to the young.
Boomer: Wow, a new age cyber bully (pun intended). Looks like you millennials have this ageophobia thing down pat

Millennial: What would you know about anything? You're probably too old to remember you address.
Boomer: Way to go with ageophobia, you bigot.
by Fred Eyre March 18, 2019
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The huge crowds of Rossi fans that hastily abandon an event following a Rossi DNF.
Fred: Oh dear, look over there. Rossi has binned it chasing down Alessandra Stoner 27. What a shame.
Nonie: And look over there and there and there. The Valabbandono hordes are already on the move
by Fred Eyre March 24, 2018
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When your ambition outweighs your talent
Alvaro performed a perfect rossi when he crashed and took out Jaylo with him in Assen
Hector is known for his impossible rossi moves
by Fred Eyre September 30, 2016
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