A substitute teacher who speaks very littleEnglish and gets furious when their students can't understand them.
Bob: Holy shit! WTF happened to you? Theres so much blood
Fred: Ms Rosenditch smashed me in the fucken face!
Bob: OMG! Shame, you gotowned by Rosenbitch
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.