ronoldo

A ronoldo is a person who no one likes and wants to stop aliving

"He son are you a RONOLDO?"
No dad im not a RONOLDO."

by lord._.dumbass September 19, 2020

dirty ronaldo

When the male ejaculates into the females ear.

Billy has an ear fetish, so he enjoys giving women "dirty ronaldos".

by pancakesanta August 11, 2017

Ronaldonater

A man who plays osu.

Have you watched Ronaldonater? He's the best at osu.

by joinednothing March 1, 2021

Ronaldo

He's a great guy. He's shy at first but when you get to meet him really, you'll fall in love with him. He's the opposite of an asshole a true gentleman. Don't get on his bad because he will make you feel like shit. He will make you feel good about yourself and he will do the most he can to make you happy. Doesn't care if he gets stabbed in the back because, like a baby, Ronaldo doesn't know much evil. Ronaldo is a very loyal person and anyone and everyone who meets one deserves the opportunity to be a friend of one.

P1: Have you met Ronaldo yet?
P2: Nah man haven't met the guy
P1: you should I'm pretty sure you'll get along with him.

by Buddy52 January 3, 2017

Crister Ronaldo

Great team
Great player

Greatest ever

Not finished

Suwi

Girl : Omg he is so great

Man : that because he is crister Ronaldo suwiiiiiiii

by Hehedarwood diplodacudoplamos March 20, 2022

Crista Ronaldo Suwi

when you are happy. And feel Excitement or you adore Ronaldo. Crista Ronaldo Suwi is yout guy

*Scores a Fabulous Goalazzo*
"Crista Ronaldo Suwi"
Famous Words

by Teh_MemeGoater April 7, 2022

Christiano Ronaldo

The male equivalent of Paris Hilton

Dude: "Shit, I forgot my hydrating cream, how does my six pack look?" *pulls up T-shirt*

Dude 2: "Man, fuck you! You're such a Christiano Ronaldo."

by jonaspepe September 30, 2009