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roman battle helmet 

Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.
Last night, after watching Gladiator, Cyndi wanted to slide on my roman battle helmet.
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Roman Battle Helmet 

When one places ones balls AND cock upon another less fortunate individuals forehead and proceeds to photograph the incident, hence giving the appearance that the chosen individual is wearing the aformentioned head decoration.
I'm going to sneak into the white house and personally deliver a roman battle helmet right upon the forehead of our unusually sensual vice president.

Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage 

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.
When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026