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roflmaozedong 

The young communist roflmaozedonged as he stole his friend's little red book.
roflmaozedong by Leon Lai June 15, 2003

roflowned 

Roflowned is actually 9 words in one, surprisingly.

ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Owned = being dominated by someone/something.

So basically, you're getting laughed at because you got owned.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE GONNA PROPOSE TO HER? ROFLOWNED!1
roflowned by Johnny Ta September 22, 2005

roflmaoweak 

Roflmaoweak is short for Roling on Floor laughing my ass of while eating a kebab.

Roflmaoweak is an expression invented by low-minded people with little time on their hands.

roflmaozedong 

ROFLMAOZEDONG is a play on roflmao (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off), which ends in Mao, the first name of Mao Zedong.
Person1: d00d i pwn
Person2: i kno! roflmaozedong
roflmaozedong by Kerdek April 19, 2007

roflmoment 

a moment when one is laughing because of what one's colleague has said, which becomes an inside joke one cannot possibly explain to someone else- probably due to extreme laughter
Below is a roflmoment-
Teacher: Did I ever tell you you look like Harry Potter?

Student: Yeah, I've people have said that before.

Teacher: *Crosses student off attendance list and instead writes "Harry Potter"*
roflmoment by FireIsHot-Ouch February 8, 2009

rollowed 

a kid that gives out tutorials on how to do specific trickshots
you rollowed
rollowed by dismay September 20, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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