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roflmaoweacs 

Roll on floor laughing my ass off while eating a cheese sandwich.
<Dude> I like purple crocodiles!
<DiddleDoodle> ROFLMAOWEACS!
<Dude> =O! CHEESE SANDWICH
roflmaoweacs by SabreShadow June 30, 2006
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ROFLMAOWTASOUMHTAEFT  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while taking a shit on ur moms hairy tits and eating french toast
Wong: knock knock
Chong: whos there
Wong: boo
Chong: boo hoo
Wong: well you dont have to cry about it
Chong: ROFLMAOWTASOUMHTAEFT !!11! !

roflmaowasomh 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off With A Sombrero On My Head.
Used on MSN and other networking sites.
Person 1: Woah, that is so funny!
Person 2: ROFLMAOWASOMH!
roflmaowasomh by lisaaaar August 10, 2009

roflmaowaHSkcdnwdasfacda 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while asking orange walruses about homosexual snakes karate chopping delicate novalties while dreaming about sexual fantasies and cutting disgusting anchovies
me: hey what time is it?
you: urmom
me: roflmaowaHSkcdnwdasfacda

roflmaoweak 

Roflmaoweak is short for Roling on Floor laughing my ass of while eating a kebab.

Roflmaoweak is an expression invented by low-minded people with little time on their hands.

ROFLMAOWTAS 

Roll on floor laughing my arse off while taking a shit.
Sam: Hey dude, Im on Urban dictionary - check out alaskan spear throwing.

Paddy: *voms* dude, wtf

Sam: ROFLMAOWTAS
ROFLMAOWTAS by legendsam2 June 23, 2009

roflmaowesatswabocots 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, while eating spinach and turkey sandwiches with a bit of cheese on the side
Fred: I'm actually in quite the mood to go karate chop your big brother in the pancreas.

George:roflmaowesatswabocots
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