rofl pwned 

What happens when someone gets hurt, ripped, or burnt so bad that everyone in the area must roll around on the ground laughing at what just happened.

Man 1: *Runs into small metal pole"
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED!"

Man 1: *Whips man 2 in the eye*
Man 3: "Don't worry, I'll get him"
Man 2: "No, I've got it covered"... *walks over to man 1 and gives him a sweeny*
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED

rofl pwned by Assassin Mr X December 17, 2007

Roflpwned

to simultaniously laugh and pwn sum1 all in one try.

or to be pwned and than laughed at

wow i just roflpwned that nub, what a chach

Roflpwned by dontbeachach May 19, 2009

roflowned 

Roflowned is actually 9 words in one, surprisingly.

ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Owned = being dominated by someone/something.

So basically, you're getting laughed at because you got owned.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE GONNA PROPOSE TO HER? ROFLOWNED!1

roflowned by Johnny Ta September 22, 2005

roflpawned 

It's when something funny happens and you start rolling on the floor laughing and while your doing that you start pawning someone or something. roflpawned.

student: LOL I WAS ROFLING WHILE PAWNING MY ASSIGNMENT
professor: own3d
roflpawned.

roflpawned by teh swaltyz April 26, 2008

roflpwnd 

Pwning really hard, IRL or in a video game. Roflpwnd is pwnd better than Pwnd, but less than OMGWTFPWND.

j00 jus g0t roflpwnd sir. Have a nice day.

roflpwnd by Nadezzz October 25, 2007

roflpwned

When faced with an experience of immense failure causing others to roll on the floor laughing at you screaming the words "owned", "pwned", or "you suck".

Dude you just got roflpwned.

roflpwned by ZackKerp April 1, 2009

roflpwned

When someone was pwned in a very funny way.

Your friend accidently dropped the bomb... Roflpwned!

roflpwned by Megaryuu April 30, 2008