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Rodeo Clown 

Your friends hide in the closet while you are doing your girl doggie style. They pop out and you try to ride her while she is trying to get away.
Rodeo Clown by Austinsgoat February 22, 2010

rodeo clown 

A demagogue who disavows responsibility for his/her influence under the guise of being an entertainer.
'Anyone who listens to me is an idiot. I'm just a rodeo clown... but watch out for Obama's socialist agenda!'
rodeo clown by chicagostoner April 20, 2010

Rodeo Clown 

The person that keeps the wildebeest in the room during a rodeo.
Hey Rodeo Clown, keep that fat tepid beast in here while we rope her up.
Rodeo Clown by jimmyjimbo April 25, 2006

Rodeo Clown 

N - Someone who acts or dresses foolish to draw attention to oneself. Often this is done to draw attention away from others who might not enjoy the attention so much. If they are ignored, the acts get more and more outlandish.

Similar to how a clown at the rodeo draws the bull away from the cowboy.

The attention received is almost alway in the form of ridicule and laughter at the rodeo clown's expense.
As Jack was running off the field, he tripped on the foul line and landed in a heap. "What a rodeo clown!", said Don.

Dildo Riding Rodeo Clown 

A term coined by Ryan Essary that is synonymous with "you shove dildos up your ass and act like a clown for fun".
"Hey eat a dick you dildo riding rodeo clown"

filthy rodeo clown 

When you got your girl in doggy style while she is on her monthly cycle you start hooting and hollering like you are at the rodeo. When things get red enough you pull out and announce to her that she is about to become a filthy rodeo clown. You then dab your unit on her nose round and round until it is completely red like a rodeo clown. Then you tell her that the bull needs to get behind her one more time and finish the job up.
Hey Dave!! I got pissed off last night when I left the bar and went home with Roxanna. I gave her a filthy rodeo clown and I didn't even have to tell her what to do...she said she had already done it many times !!!
filthy rodeo clown by SitzWell June 21, 2006
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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