rockfest

something that rocks sooo hard that a fest is needed in its honor!!

man that chick is totally rockfest!!

rockfest by matty G October 5, 2004

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Rockfest Moron

A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.

Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.

Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?

Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!

Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."

Rockfest Moron by KingofWarmLettuce October 11, 2012

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rockfest • Rockfest Moron • kc rockfest • rockfist • Thoust rockest

kc rockfest

An awesome 12-hour concert held once a year that kicks major ass. 42,000 people attended in 2007 to rock out in Kansas City. Buck Cherry, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Puddle of Mudd, Drowning Pool, Godsmack, Saliva, Federation of Horsepower, The Exies and Burden Brothers were some of the bands playing. If you missed it you should make plans to attend next year!

We went to kc rockfest and partied our asses off and heard some great bands.

kc rockfest by Terri Smith July 28, 2007

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Thoust rockest

Modern Shakespeare for you rock

Thoust Rockest Baby!

Thoust rockest by Ciaobells October 20, 2017

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rockfist

the act of a man plundering an anus of another while the penis is not erect.

when john couldn't get aroused, he rockfisted into his boyfriends anus while not erect.

rockfist by Johnny Edwards IV December 12, 2008

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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