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Rockfest Moron

A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.
Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.

Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?

Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!

Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."

kc rockfest 

An awesome 12-hour concert held once a year that kicks major ass. 42,000 people attended in 2007 to rock out in Kansas City. Buck Cherry, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Puddle of Mudd, Drowning Pool, Godsmack, Saliva, Federation of Horsepower, The Exies and Burden Brothers were some of the bands playing. If you missed it you should make plans to attend next year!
We went to kc rockfest and partied our asses off and heard some great bands.
kc rockfest by Terri Smith July 28, 2007

Thoust rockest 

Thoust Rockest Baby!
Thoust rockest by Ciaobells October 20, 2017

rockfist 

the act of a man plundering an anus of another while the penis is not erect.
when john couldn't get aroused, he rockfisted into his boyfriends anus while not erect.
rockfist by Johnny Edwards IV December 12, 2008

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026