rock mum-my
n. rock mummies
1. Musical performers who have aged past the apparent reasonable range for their chosen musical style.
Origin: "Rock" is the style of music in which this behavior is most widely noticed. "Mummy" describes a mummified corpse, generally of extreme age (having been popularized by ancient Egyptians).
"Seriously, Tom Petty is such a rockmummy now - I'm taking bets on whether he or one of the Stones breaks a hip first."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).