2 definitions by Pastymage

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cock'ā‹…uā‹…lent
-adj
1. Visually similar to cock.
2. Unpleasant or of poor quality to such a degree that it is noteworthy.
3. Very salty.

Origin: Combination of cock and succulent.
"Damn, there sure were some cockulent shenanigans going on in that L4D match."
by Pastymage December 04, 2008
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rock mum-my
n. rock mummies
1. Musical performers who have aged past the apparent reasonable range for their chosen musical style.

Origin: "Rock" is the style of music in which this behavior is most widely noticed. "Mummy" describes a mummified corpse, generally of extreme age (having been popularized by ancient Egyptians).
"Seriously, Tom Petty is such a rock mummy now - I'm taking bets on whether he or one of the Stones breaks a hip first."
by Pastymage January 30, 2009
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