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A robotic cunt that you have sex with. It vibrates and excretes a sweaty lubricant. Some robocunts are also available with shitting abilities, whereby they shit on the users balls, at random intervals.
Wow, look at that cunt!!!! Hold on, its robotic, it must be a robocunt, Perhaps i can get it to shit on my balls and face.
robocunt by nucc August 1, 2007
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A male having sex with a computer or electronic device.
Oh dude, I just robocunted the shit out of my Apple II.

I was robocunting a nasty Asus Zephyrus G14 last night and now I think I have a robofection.
Robocunt by niñopenedelgado May 22, 2022
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robo cunt 

A female Police Officer that gets off on giving everyone a ticket just to boost her penile envy ego.
"I was rushing my wife to the hospital when she was in labor and Robo Cunt decides to pull us over and take her own sweet time giving me a ticket."
robo cunt by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

Robo Cunt 

A person who is very methodical with his or her cuntiness.
Stop manipulating me, you robo cunt.
Robo Cunt by Sheilathick February 18, 2017
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