road biker

A person with 1% body fat who buys carbon everything for their already carbon roadbike. They are also very annoying to pass on the road because they are mentally unable to use the shoulder

“Yo look it’s a road biker (roadie) passing the MTB trails, I wonder where his husband is”

by Bag of nuts October 27, 2020

road bike

Those bikes with curved handle bars and high seats, accompanied by dudes clad in spandex who are mounted atop them. Their magnificent designs are usually overlooked by passers by due to the flamboyant athletic gear associated with the sport of cycling.

Alex: "like my Road Bike?"
Mark: "yeah, but why go for the Armstrong look?"
Alex: "'Cause you have the 60's Anquetil thing going on."

by Mazer86 May 27, 2008