1. a whiny man tantruming over something petty
2. a man that doesn't act his age, especially in social situations with the opposite sex
3. a man that is incapable of performing the most menial tasks
2. a man that doesn't act his age, especially in social situations with the opposite sex
3. a man that is incapable of performing the most menial tasks
Husband: You didn't starch my socks!
Wife: Stop being such a penile rivulet and do your own goddamn laundry from now on!
OR
"Maybe if you weren't acting like such a penile rivulet, you could have banged that chick."
OR
Office Worker: How do I turn on the copy machine?
Co-Worker: What are you? A penile rivulet?
Wife: Stop being such a penile rivulet and do your own goddamn laundry from now on!
OR
"Maybe if you weren't acting like such a penile rivulet, you could have banged that chick."
OR
Office Worker: How do I turn on the copy machine?
Co-Worker: What are you? A penile rivulet?
by Vwortboy July 02, 2009
by someone who ISN'T u/ant_god123 February 09, 2025