river dick

a term refering to the stench of ones dick after being in a body of water, such as a river.

Girl: Hey whys that smell so funny?
Guy: No worries, just a case of the river dick. Ill go shower if you want..
Girl: Na i kinda like it...
Guy: Well - ok then...continue.

by bdev9992 July 8, 2011

River Dick

It's when you go into freazing water and you dick shrivels up...

John and I went to the river and it was so cold i got river dick...

by Sara April 5, 2005

River Dick

A dick that has been in a river and now has gunk in it or on it.

Damn Daddy got river dick after floating, it's gross.

by Campminihaha August 22, 2017