Moment whore

A person who agrees to anything in the moment, and will sometimes abandon you for a conflicting moment. Although sometimes annoying, this person is generally enjoyable to hang with because they are down for anything as long as they feel included
Megan told me she’d split a 6 pack and then abandoned me to split wine with Lauren,, she’s such a moment whore
by Campminihaha October 03, 2021
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River Dick

A dick that has been in a river and now has gunk in it or on it.
Damn Daddy got river dick after floating, it's gross.
by Campminihaha August 22, 2017
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