River Dance

The motions a Meth Head would use when trying to stand still. This dance is purely unintentional by the Meth Head and is usually observed in the check out line in Walmart around 3am. The dance is a seris of flailing arms, fidgeting legs, and spastic jaw movements.

Yo dude, go check out the crankenstien in isle 3, he's really doing a river dance.

River Dance by MerryChrismeth April 27, 2010

River Dance

The interconnected movements that constitute the stereotyped portrayal of a homosexual man dancing.

Alfonsito slapped his man toy Gerardo's buttocks then proceeded to the dance floor ahead only to River Dance the night away.

River Dance by Knight of THe Round Table December 10, 2004

River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"

River Dance by Adybug April 1, 2010

The River Dance Fuck 

When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.

also known as, River Dance Fucking.

Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.

The River Dance Fuck by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

Arctic River Dance 

The act of giving oral pleasure after eating ice cubes.

Sally gave Bill an arctic river dance last night, after he bought her a Slushie.

Arctic River Dance by The Watcher Cometh January 9, 2010

River Dancer 

Slang word often used to describe Irish Step Dancing

Bob: So what do you do for fun?

Dancer: Oh well I'm an Irish Step Dancer.

Bob: ...Irish Dance? OOhh, you mean like you're a River Dancer??

Dancer: ....Yes....exactly

*rolling of eyes*

River Dancer by RRRrrrRRrrreeerRRrrrr May 8, 2009

african river dancers 

African river dancer is a term used to describe dancers that clap their hands and stomp their feet in an attempt to achieve a percussion like beat.

example one: (in the theaters) "Stomp the Yard", "How She Move"

example two: (at high school during a pep rally) "Oh man, look at all those african river dancers goin at it in the gym, yo!"

african river dancers by mrskitty December 8, 2007