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Rivaldo is a cute love able guy everyone thinks he’s cute and everyone just calls him cute he’s one of the best boyfriends he’s nice cute funny sexy and hot Rivaldos are the cutest person you will ever meet
Rivaldos really cute
Rivaldo by Andrea Rodriguez October 21, 2019
A Brazilian footballer, used to be the best player in the world. A left-footed attacking midfielder or support striker. Now plays at Olympiacos.
Rivaldo also faked an injury in the 2002 world cup.
Rivaldo by N04h January 2, 2006
Can be quiet at sometimes, but is very energetic and sporty and probably has some tall white dude that likes NFL as a best friend.
Yo is that Rivaldo, Nah that's my bumhole
Rivaldo by Iamwatchingeveryone918838 November 22, 2021

Rivaldo's Law 

When a person, typically rated 7/10 in attractiveness, predominantly associates with others of the same attractiveness level. Often observed in social circles where people of similar looks stick together.
"That 7/10 really hangs with a lot of other 7/10's. Yeah dude, that's Rivaldo's Law."
Rivaldo's Law by RivaldoRiet July 17, 2024

Fransiskus Rivaldo Florencesa Reto 

A monkey that has transformed into a human, has unique characteristics like as terrible breath and armpits, but he has a good heart, good manners, and respect for many others.
If you see someone who has bad breath and armpits, immediately shout Fransiskus Rivaldo Florencesa Reto

rivaldubs 

A being that doesn't know defeat; has never lost anything. Is always doing well and is an overall beast in anything he touches. Dashing, likable, and creative. The ultimate man-dime.
Gah, he's such a rivaldubs.
rivaldubs by hoopdiedoop June 12, 2019
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