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The greatest of all time, the one true fit ruler of Rivaldonia(earth's future name)
The greatest there ever has been and the greatest there ever will be.

No thots allowed in Rivaldonia
Wow that guy's sooo cool, I bet he's a Rivaldo
Rivaldo by ralves0707 January 6, 2019
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Rivaldo is a cute love able guy everyone thinks he’s cute and everyone just calls him cute he’s one of the best boyfriends he’s nice cute funny sexy and hot Rivaldos are the cutest person you will ever meet
Rivaldos really cute
Rivaldo by Andrea Rodriguez October 21, 2019
A Brazilian footballer, used to be the best player in the world. A left-footed attacking midfielder or support striker. Now plays at Olympiacos.
Rivaldo also faked an injury in the 2002 world cup.
Rivaldo by N04h January 2, 2006
Can be quiet at sometimes, but is very energetic and sporty and probably has some tall white dude that likes NFL as a best friend.
Yo is that Rivaldo, Nah that's my bumhole
Rivaldo by Iamwatchingeveryone918838 November 22, 2021

Rivaldo's Law 

When a person, typically rated 7/10 in attractiveness, predominantly associates with others of the same attractiveness level. Often observed in social circles where people of similar looks stick together.
"That 7/10 really hangs with a lot of other 7/10's. Yeah dude, that's Rivaldo's Law."
Rivaldo's Law by RivaldoRiet July 17, 2024

Fransiskus Rivaldo Florencesa Reto 

A monkey that has transformed into a human, has unique characteristics like as terrible breath and armpits, but he has a good heart, good manners, and respect for many others.
If you see someone who has bad breath and armpits, immediately shout Fransiskus Rivaldo Florencesa Reto

rivaldubs 

A being that doesn't know defeat; has never lost anything. Is always doing well and is an overall beast in anything he touches. Dashing, likable, and creative. The ultimate man-dime.
Gah, he's such a rivaldubs.
rivaldubs by hoopdiedoop June 12, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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