A Ritenour is a total unintelligent softy in everyway, a Ritenour often attempts to cover up there lack of intelligent by belittling or degrading someone or driving past someone at a 100 miles per hour in the wrong direction of which they're destination is suppose to be, they also love to talk shit and drive hondas.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.