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Adj: Pompous, arrogant and egotistic as a result of incredibly high IQ
Noun: An ingenius but insufferable prick who raises the threshold for everyone else so that his/her ego can be satisfied
1) The risate (adj) kid hacked the school servers and replaced the school toppers list with repetitions of his own name. The principal wasn't sure whether to feel amazed or repulsed.
2) "The risate (noun, sin.)in my class was responsible for raising the required passing grade to 110%."
3) "Watch out for that kid next door. I heard he topped in several subjects, including ones that aren't available for the general public yet."
"Wow, he must be one of those risates (noun, plu.) we hear in the news."
risate by RazRaptre May 14, 2015
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Non-awkward settings. A place, public or private, that is comfortable and allows all parties to feel at ease.
For whatever reason, sex in your parent's basement was backfiring as a turn-on. I am so glad we have since managed to find somewhere rivate to be together.
Rivate by J. Raymond February 24, 2010
Related Words
risate • riste • ridate • Rifate • Rihater • Risane • Rishtea • Rishtedar • Risite • risitee
When you are wise but also right but also lit but also white
Man your granny is so risite
Risite by Philip risite March 19, 2017
A girl who you will never see without a alcoholic drink in her hand. She does the dumbest stuff ever. She is alot of fun and always down to party
Ah look at that girl she must be riste. With all that alcohol in her hand
Riste by Krisstssssy June 3, 2020
Someone who hates on Rihanna for no apparent reason and ALWAYS brings up the Chris Brown incident, because their original.
Rihater: "I hate the stupid Rihanna so much!! That's why Chris Brown beat her ass!"

Normal Person: Goddamn, you Rihater

bar-rister 

a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.
Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.
bar-rister by Mayuura December 3, 2007
Noun

A tea spread for two families who are meeting to seal the fates of their rather unsuspecting off springs.

Mostly Indian and Pakistani millennials.
Aisha: we have some family friends coming over for hi-tea tomorrow and I can't make it to the hangout.
Omer: oh wow Aisha it's a RISHTEA, isn't it?!
Rishtea by fasapls December 12, 2016
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