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Adj: Pompous, arrogant and egotistic as a result of incredibly high IQ
Noun: An ingenius but insufferable prick who raises the threshold for everyone else so that his/her ego can be satisfied
1) The risate (adj) kid hacked the school servers and replaced the school toppers list with repetitions of his own name. The principal wasn't sure whether to feel amazed or repulsed.
2) "The risate (noun, sin.)in my class was responsible for raising the required passing grade to 110%."
3) "Watch out for that kid next door. I heard he topped in several subjects, including ones that aren't available for the general public yet."
"Wow, he must be one of those risates (noun, plu.) we hear in the news."
risate by RazRaptre May 14, 2015
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Non-awkward settings. A place, public or private, that is comfortable and allows all parties to feel at ease.
For whatever reason, sex in your parent's basement was backfiring as a turn-on. I am so glad we have since managed to find somewhere rivate to be together.
Rivate by J. Raymond February 24, 2010
Related Words
risate riste ridate Rifate Rihater Risane Rishtea Rishtedar Risite risitee
When you are wise but also right but also lit but also white
Man your granny is so risite
Risite by Philip risite March 19, 2017
A girl who you will never see without a alcoholic drink in her hand. She does the dumbest stuff ever. She is alot of fun and always down to party
Ah look at that girl she must be riste. With all that alcohol in her hand
Riste by Krisstssssy June 3, 2020
Someone who hates on Rihanna for no apparent reason and ALWAYS brings up the Chris Brown incident, because their original.
Rihater: "I hate the stupid Rihanna so much!! That's why Chris Brown beat her ass!"

Normal Person: Goddamn, you Rihater

bar-rister 

a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.
Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.
bar-rister by Mayuura December 3, 2007
Noun

A tea spread for two families who are meeting to seal the fates of their rather unsuspecting off springs.

Mostly Indian and Pakistani millennials.
Aisha: we have some family friends coming over for hi-tea tomorrow and I can't make it to the hangout.
Omer: oh wow Aisha it's a RISHTEA, isn't it?!
Rishtea by fasapls December 12, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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