Wee mental davey went to the arcades and spent his disability on the tuppeny nudger and lost it all. The
chubby, blonde, female worker commented 'Ripeth
done' at the end of wee mental daveys tether. Wee mental davey isn'
t having this and throws a handful of five pence pieces at blonde chubster. Obviously, chubster goes pure
Ford Estate squawking words only Seagulls understand whilst davey's going absolutely acka, uncontrollable at this point, I feel like I'm going to have to walk away and deal with this. David no, you'
re too strong no daaaavid nooooo