by havalaf October 05, 2009
Verb: to rip a grumpy is to wait until the last second to shit, almost ripping off your pants button, and laying down the meaniest, "Grumpiest", shit you have ever taking in you life into any recepticle.
Mike: Tom, what were you doing all of 8th period?
Tom: Dude, I had to rip the meanest grumpy ever.
Mike: Damn, You were Ripping a Grumpy for 40 fucking minutes?
Tom:Yeah (*sniffle sniffle*).
Mike: Did it burn?
Tom: Like a Mexican man with gingivitis, and with his ass stuffed with jalapenos.
Tom: Dude, I had to rip the meanest grumpy ever.
Mike: Damn, You were Ripping a Grumpy for 40 fucking minutes?
Tom:Yeah (*sniffle sniffle*).
Mike: Did it burn?
Tom: Like a Mexican man with gingivitis, and with his ass stuffed with jalapenos.
by UnholyFrostbite October 22, 2009
To fart (ferociously)
Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?
Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.
Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?
Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.
Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.
by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025
To fart (ferociously)
Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?
Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.
Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?
Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.
Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.
by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025
To fart (ferociously)
Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?
Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.
Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?
Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.
Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.
by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025