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ringsting 

A sharp stinging pain that targets the anus. Caused by spicy food, a shit too large for the rectum to handle comfortably or from bum sex.
Sweet Jesus, I'm at the highest level on the ol' pain spectrum I've jus come down with a case of fucking ringsting on me rectum.
ringsting by Ringsting February 26, 2008
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Should I post this on my rinsta or my finsta?
rinsta by Oldhandle6391 April 3, 2015

ringsting 

stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your ass is being ripped
Sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting
ringsting by Regina Phelangey December 20, 2004
short for "real instagram". Usually contains aesthetics, themes, and good quality photos. Known as the "official" instagram of the user.
see also : finsta
Amelia : This picture is gorgeous ! I'll put in on my rinsta.
Rinsta by aesthetically September 2, 2017

ringstinger 

In U.K. a hot or extremely hot curry, such as vindaloo, tindaloo or phaal. Defenition refers to not the preliminary chilli peppery taste, but the secondary "afterburn" effects felt on the loo next morning.
I had ten pints and a vindaloo last night, what a ringstinger! I've been shitting through the eye of a needle!
ringstinger by KIP October 31, 2003

Bruce Ringsting 

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.
I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.
Bruce Ringsting by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012