The
explosive, and
sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. Side effects may include burning, itching, or
destroyed anus, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time
"Hey,
great job on that 5K, want to go hang out with the team?"
"No man, I got a bad case of Runners runs, I'll catch up with you in a bit."
"Are
you done in there?"
"Yeah, but you might want some Febreze or matches, I had a bad case of Runners runs."
"
What the hell man..."
"Sorry"