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Runners bowels

(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water
After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.
Runners bowels by Joshie G. April 23, 2010

Naruto Runners 

The naruto runners are a specified group participating in the raid of Area 51.
Naruto Runners : Dude we're gonna decimate those guards with our fast speeds!
Naruto Runners by Tylertoad July 17, 2019

MOON RUNNERS 

These are smugglers who often operate at night.
The deputies were chasing moon runners down Thunder Road last night!

runners high

An addictive side affect from exhausting oneself in a footrace. Usually runners high varies differently depending on the person but it his been compared to an orgasim or being on drugs.
Guy 1: Dude im so happy right now.

Guy 2: I think its because you have runners high.

Guy 1: Oh man, I love track.
runners high by Matthew Kane November 10, 2008

Runners runs

The explosive, and sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. Side effects may include burning, itching, or destroyed anus, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time
"Hey, great job on that 5K, want to go hang out with the team?"
"No man, I got a bad case of Runners runs, I'll catch up with you in a bit."

"Are you done in there?"
"Yeah, but you might want some Febreze or matches, I had a bad case of Runners runs."
"What the hell man..."
"Sorry"
Runners runs by jewfish910 January 27, 2012

Naruto Runners 

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu
Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. The Naruto Runners will create shadow clones to cover the Kyles. The Kyles will break the outer walls so the Crackheads could overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap so alien cheeks
Naruto Runners by Void_Slash April 27, 2020