Ringpop

A ringpop is a dick that looks exactly like ringpop candy. Commonly used as an insult or as a title for someone who has a ringpop dick.

"Hey ringpop!"
"Oh man so anyway, he has a ringpop yo! He whipped it out and I was like...OH MY GOD!!!"

by Jeff McManus May 4, 2003

Ring Pop That Bitch

when you propose to a girl in a very informal, cheap way (as if with a ring pop)

Jack: wait are you guys getting married?

Mike: Yeah I'm gonna ring pop that bitch by proposing outside of a gas station and heading to the courthouse later today

by Connor16 September 28, 2021

ring pop husband

The best kind of husband there is, because he's so sweet, affectionate, funny, adorable, creative and super lovable even though he makes Anne Frank jokes. He might be slightly retarded but it's okay because it makes him even funnier. He's the kind of guy you would wanna stay up all night talking to, even if he's puking his guts out - because you just love him so much. The ring pop husband is a precious and unique species and if you've found one make sure to never ever let him go!!

- Hey Ida who's your ring pop husband?
- It's Yoey duuhh!
- Nice what flavour did he propose to you with?
- Idk I was too busy looking at his adorable smile and the tard ate it before I got a chance to wear it and taste it myself.

by deadbirb June 9, 2018

Ringophiliac

A ringophiliac is a person obsessed with, turned on by, or sexually attracted to Ringo Starr.

"Dude, what is that guy fapping to?"

"It don't come easy."

"What a ringophiliac."

-OR-

"Dude, I want to fuck Ringo Starr. "

"Dude, don't be a ringophiliac."

-OR-

"Dude, I fapped to Sasha Grey, she's got the nicest ass."

"Ringos nose turns me on."

"Gosh, I didn't realize how much of a ringophiliac you were."

by ringophiliac May 14, 2014

Ring Pop

A plastic ring with a large, circular base that is placed on the topside of your hand. A half-inch long plastic rod is sticking up out of it, holding on a flavourful lollipop. Tends to leave a sticky residue all over your hands, because when you suck on a lollipop and then let it 'dry' it kind of... Melts.

Kid one: -sucking noise-
Kid two: Why are you sucking your knuckles?!
K1: -surfaces- Dude! I'm suckin' on a Ring Pop!
K2: Oooohhh, cool!

by Karaix October 16, 2008

Ring pop

When you pull a but plug from your partners ass and put it in there mouth during sex

Man my girlfriend came over the other night with a but plug in her so when she said she wanted to do the nasty i pulled that thing out and stuck in her mouth like a ring pop

by Annul penguins January 29, 2022

Ringpostitis

A rare medical condition that can only be caught by getting hit in the nuts by a WWE Ringpost,has a 99.9% fatality rate

We have to find a cure to Ringpostitis. It's killing everyone!

by Tyler Brandi September 11, 2016