ringhopper

Someone who gets married and then divorced and then married and then divorced and then married and then divorced and then married and then divorced and then married and then divorced and then married and then divorced and then married and then divorced and then married and then divorced over and over and over and over again.
They hop from wedding ring to wedding ring.

Damn, they've been married 27 times, they're such a ringhopper

ringhopper by anonymous November 19, 2022

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Ringripper

A poop / stool so large that it rips the skin of the anus as it exits.

Man, that dump I just had was a real ringripper.

Ringripper by WelshAl August 9, 2018

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ringhopper • RingPopProposal

RingPopProposal

when a hot guy gives you a ring pop, it means you to are married now. You should kiss him next time you see him.

omg Jessica he just gave me a RingPopProposal, im gonna kiss him next time I see him.

RingPopProposal by youshouldridehim September 13, 2021

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RingPopProposal

when a guy gives you(a girl) a ring pop, you and he are married through ringPOP power and are good friends who should hook up.

omg Jessicaaa he just gave me a RingPopProposal, should I ask him out or just ride him?

RingPopProposal by youshouldridehim September 13, 2021

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RingPopProposal

when a hot guy gives you a ring pop, you two are married. You should kiss him next time you see him.

omg Jessica, he just gave me a RingPopProposal, im going to kiss him next time I see him.

RingPopProposal by youshouldridehim September 13, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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