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Ring off 

An engaged girl showing ring finger to jealous people
Laura- omg that ring is so ugly
Alaina- ring off

shit your ring off 

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.
Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.
shit your ring off by Al December 28, 2004

fuck off ring 

An engagement ring with a stone large enough that sends a clear message to any creeper to fuck off (and provides a visual statement explaining to him that he doesn't have enough money to play).
DJ: Wow, that's a hot bitch right there son.
DJ's Friend: OMG, check that fuck off ring, that's like 3.5 carats G. That's worth at least one organ on the black market...

DJ: God damn it, why must I work at burger king! But I'm certain my dick must be bigger than his, right? :/
fuck off ring by Epoc Personal August 27, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026