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Ring off 

An engaged girl showing ring finger to jealous people
Laura- omg that ring is so ugly
Alaina- ring off

shit your ring off 

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.
Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.
shit your ring off by Al December 28, 2004

fuck off ring 

An engagement ring with a stone large enough that sends a clear message to any creeper to fuck off (and provides a visual statement explaining to him that he doesn't have enough money to play).
DJ: Wow, that's a hot bitch right there son.
DJ's Friend: OMG, check that fuck off ring, that's like 3.5 carats G. That's worth at least one organ on the black market...

DJ: God damn it, why must I work at burger king! But I'm certain my dick must be bigger than his, right? :/
fuck off ring by Epoc Personal August 27, 2011