Be either man or woman, the path of rightASSness is all about finding the perfect mate. The perfect ass is in the eye of the beholder, but beware of the dangers of other bodily distractions. Let yourself not be guided by glorious tits or a ten inch dick, for the truth lay upon the perfect behind that will be with you for all time.
Eduardos: Oh Dalai Lama of Ass, tell me how I can embark upon the right path
Dalai Lama of Ass: Fear not, my ill-befallen friend, for you will find the Path of RightASSness when your eyes lay upon the greatest ass you will ever see.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.