right height

Word for short (joke expressing a perfect height to give oral sex essentially).

Guy 1: "That's her boyfriend to the left."
Guy 2: "The short one?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Mr. Right height. That's him."

by SilverInternet December 31, 2016

Just the right height

A phrase used to refer to females who are rather short. The phrase indicates that they wouldn't even have to bend down to "top off the night", if you know what I'm saying.

Generally a hyperbole.

"Wow, man, your girlfriend is really short!"
"Yeah, she's just the right height, if you know what I'm saying.

by Nope4810 April 19, 2005