Ride the Rail

To be in the front row of a concert, especially one in which there is a safety barrier in front of the stage.

You guys want to show up early and wait in line for the show so we can ride the rail?

by kdspa June 05, 2014

ride the rails

Slang for doing lines of coke

Lets drink a Texas mickey and ride the rails before we hit that party!

by Ridin'ThePowderRailroad October 26, 2010

Ride The Rail

To sit down at a bar in the middle of the day, and try to drink every beer they have on tap. From left to right.

Those kids were wasted after they tried to ride the rail at Gas Light.

by ryanprendo May 06, 2008

ride the rails

The act of traveling by train

duder #1 - where's phil at?
duder #2 - he's down in san francisco
duder #1 - did he ride the rails down there?
duder #2 - yep

by human=garbage September 01, 2006

ride the rails

Military slang. Eject from a fighter aircraft. Modern ejector seats are mounted on a set of vertical rails, with a rocket or explosive charge to propel it upward and out of the cockpit.

"There were flames all around me, I couldn't even see the horizon, so at 420 knots, 8,000ft I had no choice but to grab the handle and ride the rails."

by Mervin Woodfine February 09, 2007

Riding The Rails

To get a blow job from someone with braces.

Riding the rails is hospital material.period.

by Muffiluffigus August 11, 2004

riding the rail

When a girl straddles her male partner and rubs her pussy on and along the underside of his erect penis, without actual vaginal penetration. May be an adjunct (foreplay, playful coital interlude, serious clit mashing) or alternative to coitus.

Kimmie wants to keep her hymen, but she loves 69ing, anal, and riding the rail.

I love Tina double-edging us by riding the rail, so we supplode together when she finally shoves it in.

by insidiot May 26, 2019