Riding my ass

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The experience of having a person, most likely driving a large truck or SUV with their high beams on, tailgating you at night when you are clearly exceeding the posted speed limit.

Dude, this chode was riding my ass the whole ride home even though I was going 20 MPH over the speed limit!

Riding my ass by JerryTurnpike May 31, 2014

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riding my ass

To be overly critical of. To continuously find fault with.

I was late for work and my boss was riding my ass the whole day.

riding my ass by AL Diego May 13, 2007

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riding my ass

forcing anal sex upon one

My prison mate began riding my ass from day one

riding my ass by Elmo Lincolnhead February 6, 2007

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riding on my ass

An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.

Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.

My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.

riding on my ass by Ponsonby Britt December 6, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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