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Ride along 

When in a bunk bed while another couple has sex above or below you and you begin to masturbate along with their rythem.
My college roommate was banging his girl on the top bunk so I did a ride along and rubbed one out on the bottom bunk.
Ride along by Ridiculousrhino February 23, 2017

ride along 

A friend that is only there when it's convenient or when things are going well. Someone that doesn't want to help or doesn't know how when times are difficult. The opposite of ride or die.
I asked her to help me move but she said she didn't feel like it. I knew she was that ride along.
ride along by femshepftw June 8, 2016

Ride Along 

When both nipples on a male are pierced and he has a chain connecting them. This is so the female can hold on during sex and 'Ride Along'
Jane was banging the shit out of me while hanging on to my ride along.
Ride Along by BDaus January 12, 2017

ride along cheater 

a person, namely a good friend of the person being cheated on, that accompanies the cheater in their debauchery with other woman and participates in activities and behavior that they know the friend/person being cheated on would disapprove of or would hurt their feelings.
meghan is really sick of Russ. his ride along cheater ass better not show his face here anymore.

ron, "wheres russ?"
meghan, "hes ride along cheating with clint today."
ride along cheater by MamaNasty December 14, 2019

bacon ride-along 

When a chick is fucking a cop.
"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."
bacon ride-along by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Texas ride-along 

Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.
"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.

There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.
Texas ride-along by Fahkmee October 25, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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