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richardsoned 

The careless act of causing a static discharge into some electrical equipment (like a computer, tv, phone, other) that renders the object unusable and in need of repair or replacement
Jim: Joe you richardsoned my computer when you were working inside.
Joe: Dude, all I did was open the case to take a look. It was totally innocent.
richardsoned by vbjas October 10, 2007
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Jon-Richardsoned

Eating food that is perfectly good for the singular reason of saving it from going to the bin simply because a family member did not want it and it had already been made to be eaten
I Jon-Richardsoned a slice of cake last night because my SO didn't eat his and by today it would have been no good.
Jon-Richardsoned by HappyKart February 10, 2023

Brandon Richardson

A handsome individual who lives in Miami that’s an entrepreneur, socialite and actor.

Also known as Prince or his government name Brandon Quantavius Richardson, born September 23, 1984.
Brandon Richardson is the sole create of Thots on a Yacht.

malcom richardson 

Someone that turns you on even though you have a boyfriend. Fuckin smart. Has a maroon and white hankee.
Becky to Amanda: Oh my god check out that hot guy!
Amanda to becky: You little slut, you already have a boyfriend.
Becky to Amanda: Yea but he is soo malcom richardson.
malcom richardson by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005

Blake richardson 

Blake Richardson (also known as Blake edward Richardson of Manchester) is the cutest bean you will ever lay eyes upon. He has the voice of a literal angel and looks like art. His dog posie is my idol and his sister is a queen, we also stan his mum cause she blessed us with him.

Here are some words you can use to describe this stud muffin:
1. UWu
2. Dad
3. God
4. Big uwu
5. Snack
6. The definition of perfect
7. Gycamole

8. Marry me please

9. Hot
10. Talented
11.huge uwu
Re teacher: what god do you worship?
Me: our lord and saviour Blake Richardson.

Richardson Middle School 

The Richardson Middle School is some shit school located in Dracut, Massachusetts. All the 7th graders know who the 8th graders are and the 6th graders are all fat fuck weirdos who think they're queer and are undertale and fnaf obsessed. The 7th graders get into much more fights that the principal will immediately find out about and most kids will probably have more relationships in a year than you will in a life time, even if that person is ugly. (Also goes for 8th graders) The school honestly doesn't really care about how much your life sucks because they're too busy caring about the fucking gum you're chewing. Both gym teachers are fat yet expect you to be in perfect shape. The whole fucking school is acutally snakes by the way, no joke. The school is basically white and some "cool" white boys like to think they're cool with the black kids. It's an average school, you have popular kids sitting here and there and the rest are either total weirdos or average kids who watch filthy frankand pretend to be him by acting like pink guy in the halls or shouting "I have osteoporosis" from idubbbz. Most kids are probably homophobic and everyone thinks they're bisexual. Only the asians do good in this god damn school, and almost every dumbass person in 7th grade goes to roller kingdom. If you think you are damn close to hooking up with that guy or girl, you think again buddy because that person probably thinks you're ugly which everyone from RMS is. RMS students are dumbasses.
"Dude, did you ever even date anyone in middle school?"

"Nah b, I went to Richardson Middle School, everyone there was ugly af"

"Did you hear about that fight happening later bro?"
"Dude the teachers already heard about it the two kids already got a 2 day in-school suspension"

Richardsongasm 

What happens when anything James Richardson related occurs.
Friend: "OMG looking at Ben Goldwasser makes me goldwasm everywhere!"

You: "Totally! But James is the real man, I just wanna touch his hair and have a richardsongasm"

Friend: "WOW I want in on that!"
Richardsongasm by tcmgmt August 1, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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