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Rice Ball 

Ball sport that is dominated by Asians (ping-pong, badminton etc.)
Man 1: I bet I can beat Chen in table tennis.
Man 2: Nigga you crazy! You can't beat a chink in rice ball.
Rice Ball by PhysEd December 22, 2008

Pussyfried rice ball - with wild duck sauce packets

When something goes so wrong but with an all female group
They all bailed for the sorority meeting .

Even worst - we paid the deposit on the table .

Pussyfried rice ball - with wild duck sauce packets

Dirty Rice Ball

When your balls shrivel up during a rim job after a #dirty spatula.
Dat bitch was given me a shitty rim job and da heat didnt work in her Kia and I gots a dirty rice ball…shiiiiiit! I gave dat bitch a dirty spatual!
Dirty Rice Ball by Jennattalia November 22, 2025

Rice balls 

Brock: *Walks into Dunkin Donuts* Can I get some “rice balls?”
Rice balls by Oddlygloomy87 October 14, 2018

Rice balls 

When you were just in cold water so your nut sack is all shriveled and wrinkly nut you hold in your cum so your balls inflate.
Dude I got some fucked up rice balls rn.
Rice balls by FigaroFrank July 31, 2017

rice-balling 

Person A: “Hey, I just got some tea bags today!”
Person B: “Nice, dude! I’m going to Tokyo tomorrow for some rice-balling with this cute guy I met on Grindr! Don’t worry if I don’t respond; I’m gonna have my mouth full!”
rice-balling by Orchid Palmer February 9, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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