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Spittin Randies

The act of one randomly jizzing in their pants. It doesn't matter if this person is alone, sees a lady with great ideas, or in a circle of men (if your into that).
Remember that one girl we met last night? I'm spittin randies just thinking about her.
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A beautiful, intelligent girl with an open heart and mind. Randie's are usually sarcastic, as we've had to deal with people comparing our names to the guys version, 'Randy', our whole lives. It gave us the quality of a quick comeback, something we're proud of. Randie's are unique, rare, and extremely lovable. Someone to be cherished.
Oooh, that Randie, she is so gorgeous!
Randie by MissRandie December 9, 2009
Short for "Random."

A random person who is not important/ relevant.
*at the club*

"Hey, where's the squad?"

"I dunno, too many randies out tonight!"
Randie by ImReddest July 9, 2017
-in Counter Strike when a random pub scrub kills you
or they get a random head shot
-randies can be bad hockey players too. if they are terrible and they just throw the puck at the net and then all of a sudden they get a random goal
-those randies are so bad
-i walked all of those randies in the mens league today and then this randy got the puck and roofed it top corner. he was a total bender.
randies by Alex Digirolamo July 20, 2008

dirty randie

when a chick gets down to your crotch area about to take off your pants when your stomach rumbles and you fart in her face.
i knew better than eating all that mexican food before going to the club, b/c i ended giving that hot waitress a dirty randie!
dirty randie by chuck ablility November 4, 2011
Riandé is a hard working, strong willed and independent guy. Riandé can sometimes come off as pushy and bossy. In reality he is a really down to earth guy who wants the best for all his friends and family. When In a relationship, he will make you feel like the most special diamond in the world. If you meet a Riandé make sure you never let him go, as he will always have your back.
“Omg he is such a good friend, he must be a Riandé.”
riandé by RIANDÉ November 4, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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